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Naslov sve kaže... evo ja ću krenut

'Snjeguljica je živjela sa 7 muškaraca, Jasmina i Aladin su bili u zabranjenoj vezi, Tarzan je hodao okolo polugol i pričao s majmunom, Trnoružica je završila s prvim koji ju je zbario, Pepeljuga je bježala po noći iz kuće da bi išla na party, Pinocchio je bio lažljivac, a Robin Hood lopov. Te su nam priče pričali dok smo bili mali i onda se čude kakva smo mi to generacija.'

Byakislav je napisao/la:Naslov sve kaže... evo ja ću krenut

'Snjeguljica je živjela sa 7 muškaraca, Jasmina i Aladin su bili u zabranjenoj vezi, Tarzan je hodao okolo polugol i pričao s majmunom, Trnoružica je završila s prvim koji ju je zbario, Pepeljuga je bježala po noći iz kuće da bi išla na party, Pinocchio je bio lažljivac, a Robin Hood lopov. Te su nam priče pričali dok smo bili mali i onda se čude kakva smo mi to generacija.'

Je i 'Modrobradi' priča za djecu? Ak' je imamo i ubojicu žena.

Neke "glupe":
- "Novo istraživanje pokazalo je da je gravitacija vodeći uzrok padajućih smrti"
- "Toliko smrdis da jedva cekam kad ces prdnut."
- "Sjedi mrtva vjeverica na tavanu i piše roman."
- "Ide lovac šumom, naiđe na pušku i dobro mu dođe."
- "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
- "May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end!"

Neke "pametne":
- "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
- "Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."
- "A mistake is simply another way of doing things."
- "If you expect the best in people, they will sometimes disappoint you.
If you expect the worst, they will never disappoint you.
Expect nothing and be pleasantly surprised."

And lastly, superspeshoor bonus one:
I rate this topic 6 stars out of 3 thumbs up!

And lastly, superspeshoor bonus one:
I rate this topic 6 stars out of 3 thumbs up!

* Pametne su dobre!

moj najdraže:

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life"- Kakashi Sensei ♥

"Your display picture is a car?? i didnt realise you're a transformer."

"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so"- William Shakespeare ♥
...
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”-Charles M. Schulz ♥

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."-Charles M. Schulz

"Čovjek s novom idejom je luđak sve dok ta ideja ne uspije."

"A ninja must see beneath the beneath. " Kakashi
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? " Kakashi

Facebook shit:
"We dont need no education"..yes you do, you've just used a double negative"

"The awkward silence when a woman doesn't choose the iron in monopoly."

"Hey, what's your name?"... LOL jk, I've already stalked you on facebook "

"Telling someone your dream/nightmare and realizing you're retarded."

"The loch ness monster is CLEARLY a lapras"

"Girls think giving birth is hard, try playing COD on a laggy connection."

"I'm not trying to impress you, but I can play the triangle."

"Can you do me a favour" "ok" "Go upstairs and-" "no"

"The back seat on the bus is not just a seat, its a sign of power."

"A child dies every 2 seconds in Africa. Join if you like beer."

Jedan frend je ovako zaključio nakon cjelodnevnog rješavanja limesa

'Žena je limes koji teži u kuhinju'

Nu metalci su neshvaćeni!!

Malo ću se nadodat na prijašnje.. Dodat neke požanrove i dodat neke stare sa novim situacijama! Tko god razmije žanr shvatit će napisano!! xD

Grind Metal

Our Hero arrives and screams something no one is able to understand for about 2 minutes. Then he leaves.

Doom Metal

Our Hero arrives. He understands the Dragon is really huge for him to deal with, and thinks that he will never be able to beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The Dragon eats his body and the Princess as a dessert. ...And this is the end of a very sad story.

Gothic Metal

The princess wearing a velvet dress sings like a soprano. Our Hero completes the duet as the "Beast" while the Dragon is playing the flute. Suddenly the Dragon swallows the flute and by mistake he spits a flame that burns the Beauty and the Beast while he dies from asphyxia. The three souls are condemned to hell for eternity.

Technical Metal

Our Hero plays an extraordinary riff, changing between 11/16 and 13/16, with any possible way. The Dragon dies from a massive Brain Aneurysm. The princess enters a music college in order to understand what the hell our Hero played.

Speed Metal

Suddenly a short-time solo is filling the air... the Dragon gets confused. Someone is screaming strange things. The princess realizes she just lost her virginity. The Dragon and the princess are still searching for the guy who did that.

Christian Metal

Our Hero arrives straight from the church and sings a Power Metal ballad to the Dragon, telling him how much Jesus loves him, and that he should follow the path of God. The Dragon instantly becomes a Christian and when the princess is ready to thank the Hero, he tells her he is against premarital sex.

Nu Metal

Our Hero arrives with a damaged Honda Civic and tries to fight the Dragon, but unfortunately he dies after his ridiculous colorful wide clothes caught fire.

Stoner Metal

The Hero turns up high. He puffs the magic dragon. Him and the princess then look at shiny objects for the next 4 hours and discuss which Primus album is the best.

Funeral Doom Metal

The hero does not turn up. It turns out he already commited suicide. The dragon eats the princess, then dies of food poisoning.

Hahahahha prezakon

christian metal xDD
biggest fail till rapping pope xDDD

Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.

Byakislav je napisao/la:Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.

to je izvedeno iz onog (R)Evolution grafita u sjevernom Londonu xD

Mujo ispraca svoju punicu na aerodrom.
I kad avion poleti, Mujo ce:
-"Boze uzmi je, sad ti je najblize".

Jeanne me naucila necemu....sto se vise kao neki podsjetnik za mene...a u grubo mogu reci da ide nekako ovako...

"U zivotu, nije bitno koliko jako udaras.
Vec koliko udaraca mozes primiti, i nastaviti zivjeti dalje."

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Stark♥, bereit♥, unbesiegbar♥, schön♥, entschlossen♥, mutig♥ !

Byakislav je napisao/la:^
Stark, bereit, unbesiegbar, schön, entschlossen, mutig !

Naravno, naucila me i tome. I to je jedan oblik mantre!

Je malo podugacko ali ja sam piskila od smijeha.

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Evil People!!

Day 973 of my captivity.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 974 of my captivity.

Two workmen came to the house today. As they rested after strengthening the interior of my confines, I sat on one, gently hooking my claws into their clothing. My plan was to cling on until they left, thus escape with them under the cover of their departure. The other workman went outside first and came back smelling strangely after something called a “cigarette”. Curses! I’d picked the wrong one! I heard they are coming back again in another week. I will repeat my escape attempt then.

Day 975 of my captivity.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now……

MARTA odlično

Minka Ricochet je napisao/la: MARTA odlično

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opako radim na reanimaciji foruma.

Marta go! go! go!

spoiling!